5 Reasons HBO’s ‘Vinyl’ Is Unwatchable

“The guy on the first date is just a mess. He has no actual personality. He’s just a mishmash of different kinds of dudes for a couple seconds.”

The same holds true for new television shows.

Those first few episodes (or even seasons) can be a random mishmash of different ideas and themes. Often the actors are desperately trying to figure out what makes their characters tick.

Not all shows start out on fire like “The Expanse,” “The Sopranos” or “Breaking Bad.” It took “The Americans” two seasons to really find itself.


The same can be said of “Justified” and “Weeds.”

I’m generally a patient person when it comes to new shows. I won’t write one off for an uneven start. That’s generally rewarded me with neo-classics like “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Firefly.”

Other shows I gave up on that that I probably shouldn’t have, in retrospect. “Daredevil” and “Turn” come to mind. However, if I drop a show, like AMC’s “The Badlands” quickly it’s because I find the show unwatchable.

HBO’s “Vinyl” is unwatchable.

Vinyl | 'Rock & Roll Was Real' Official Trailer (2016) | HBO

I don’t care if Mick Jagger and Martin Scorsese are behind it. I don’t care if we get to see actors portray David Bowie, Lou Reed, Andy Warhol, Buddy Holly, Robert Plant, Bo Diddley, and, coming soon, Elvis Presley.

I don’t (surprisingly) care how many times we get to see co-star Olivia Wilde naked. The show is just awful.

Here are the big five reasons why: (caution: spoilers ahead)

Vinyl Fail 1: Richie Finestra

Antiheroes are tricky parts to play. Scorsese is usually a genius when it comes to walking that fine line between someone who is despicable yet able to gain our admiration on some level. Leonardo DiCaprio’s character in “The Wolf of Wall Street,” despite his insider trading and voracious coke habit, is still a likable guy, Richie Finestra? Not so much. As fine an actor as Bobby Cannavale is, I don’t want his Richie to win … or lose, I just want him to get into rehab, sober up and then go to jail for a very long time. There is nothing redeemable about his character, and there’s far too much of him to keep me invested.

Vinyl Fail 2: New York City

I have a feeling this is how the “Vinyl” negotiations went at HBO:

Mick Jagger: I’ve got a great idea for a show, it’s about London in the ’70s and the birth of Punk and New Wave.

HBO Executive: We already have “Game of Thrones” shooting in Ireland, we can’t afford another show overseas. How about if it’s set in New York?

Mick Jagger: Yeah, New York is cool, but the revolution is happening in London with The Clash, Pink Floyd, The Kinks, The Sex Pistols, The Police, Fleetwood Mac, The Who, Led Zeppelin… and The Rolling Stones.

HBO Executive: Well, Marty (Scorsese) wants to get in on this sweet, sweet television action, and he’s been pitching tons of shows about cops and mobsters, but we’re passing on that for now, so maybe we could combine your idea and his setting?

Mick Jagger: Well, only if my son can be in it.

HBO Executive: Deal.

Martin Scorsese: Deal.

The New York music scene in the ’70s is not necessarily dead, but arguably fading and more important events are happening elsewhere. No disrespect to the New York Dolls, Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground, but that’s not a revolution. KISS, Steely Dan, Television, and Blondie are awesome but not comparable to what’s happening in London, Detroit, Chicago, and LA at the time.

Maybe the show is leading up to the hip-hop revolution (which born in the ’70s in nearby Brooklyn) or maybe they’re leading up to The Talking Heads, but it’s a New York conceit that it’s the center of the universe.

“Mad Men” proved you eventually have to leave NYC and head to LA to tell a decent story about the ’70s.

Vinyl Fail 3: Sex

The sex on the show is problematic. Never mind the blatant shots of Wilde. The show lacks real intimacy and connection of any kind. Jamie Vine (Juno Temple) has the most interesting part right now, and even her scenes are a mess. I was happy to see Lena Olin as her mom, but it seemed random and brief. Wilde’s character is a living, breathing stereotype, but at least she packed the kids in the car and left during the most recent episode

Vinyl Fail 4: Drugs

How drug use in movies and television is portrayed is always interesting. One brilliant aspect of “The Wolf of Wall Street” was its politically incorrect message of, “Hey, drugs can be fun!” That’s exactly what makes them dangerous. If drugs were awful nobody would use them. But drug use as portrayed in “Vinyl” is as gratuitous as the sex, it’s just there, all the time, without rhyme or reason.

Vinyl Fail 5: Rock ‘n’ Roll

There’s an old Internet joke that porn can make sex seem boring. Honestly, “Vinyl” makes rock ‘n’ roll seem boring. Rock ‘n’ roll was certainly about sex and drugs, but it was more than that. It was also fun and rebellious.

Here, it’s neither.


“The Andy Griffith Show” took grief for being set in North Carolina and nary a black person could be seen. A similar complaint could be lodged against “Vinyl.” It’s set in the 1970s and, five shows in, the war in Vietnam hasn’t been mentioned once.

Scorsese certainly can be forgiven for his love of New York, but the myopic storytelling where nothing is happening outside of Manhattan seems off target.

We’re left with a pseudo-gangster drug story set in New York that’s centered on a character who does a lot of blow. Basically, we get to watch one of Tony Soprano’s customers slowly mess up his life and try to put it back together.

In this competitive television landscape I can think of five better shows to spend your time on: “Jessica Jones,” “The Expanse,” “Billions,” “Mr. Robot” and “Narcos.”


  1. I was literally in the middle of writing a pilot script about New York and the 70’s punk scene. I stopped writing it because of this show feeling they probably would have done it better. Boy was I wrong. The main problem is they did not focus on the musicians and the music scenes.

    The show did not need gangsters and murder in it also.

    My worry with this show going into season 2 will be that they sidestep the fact that a band like The Nasty Bits would not be successful in terms of record sales or popularity (look at every “punk” artist in the 70’s none of them had commercial success and in some cases were barely filling clubs).

  2. I’m told Olivia Wilde just did an extended full-frontal nude scene on the show. So maybe there is a reason to watch it…

  3. I totally disagree, but we collect vinyl (more accurately, Ryan collects vinyl). I LOVE the musical interludes and while we couldn’t get into it during the first two episodes, by the third we were hooked. I think it’s a fascinating world and I love Finestra as this character, although sometimes I remember his character in Boardwalk Empire and am grossed out by him. 🙂 While I agree with some of your observations, the drug and sex specifically, we’re enjoying this show!

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