Reporters Ignore Whitney Cummings’ Epic CNN Roast
Corporate news outlets can't keep up partisan charade in 2025
Turns out 2025 looks an awful lot like 2024 in one fascinating way.
Media outlets still haven’t learned the lesson of the presidential election. If corporate media reporters ignore select stories Americans will find them elsewhere.
And, in turn, keep drifting away from those calcified outlets.
Case in point? Whitney Cummings’ brutal roast during CNN’s New Year’s Eve coverage.
NEW: Anderson Cooper stands completely speechless after Whitney Cummings says Dems couldn’t hold a primary because they were too busy holding up a dead body.
“It was amazing that the Pro-Choice Party didn’t give their voters one…”pic.twitter.com/EtxIcMKRXZ
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 1, 2025
The veteran comic unleashed a crush of topics during the network’s holiday gala, including President Joe Biden’s frail mental and physical state. It’s a fact the corporate press ignored and/or downplayed for four-plus years.
They even sheepishly admit it now, pretending as if they didn’t notice Biden’s decline.
We did.
Americans saw clip after clip of Biden stumbling, bumbling and barely putting cogent thoughts together. Legacy media outlets told us he was fine, branding indisputable proof of his decline as “cheap fakes.”
“The 2024 election fried our brains. The Democrats couldn’t hold a primary because they were too busy holding a body upright,” she said. “It was amazing that the pro-choice party didn’t give their voters one when it came to their presidential candidate.”
“Kamala was forced on us so hard you’d think she was patented by Pfizer,” she added.
Brutal. Accurate. Funny. Sad.
That’s what satirists are supposed to say. Instead, we have regime comedians like Stephen Colbert who protect their party at all costs.
Later, Cummings torched another “off-limits” target – First Son Hunter Biden. His shenanigans similarly got swept under the rug by late-night comedians and “Saturday Night Live.”
With one pinpoint line Cummings told the scorching truth.
“The Dallas Cowboys cheerleader doc showed the girls being treated horribly, underpaid, crying. I thought I’d opened a video on Hunter Biden’s laptop.”
This all happened live during CNN’s holiday coverage. The press bent over backward to cover the gala, reporting on trivial stories like Anderson Cooper taking a stiff drink.
Stop. The. Presses.
These hot-button gags got similar coverage, right? CNN? The Washington Post? What about entertainment news outlets? Surely, they shared these barbs with their audience?
No.
A Google News search for “Whitney Cummings” this morning found zero coverage of these quips from The Hollywood Reporter, The Wrap, Variety, WaPo, CNN, The New York Times and more.
Deadline did post two stories about Cummings’ appearance but avoided the jokes listed above. It must have slipped their minds even though the barbs went viral.
The corporate media’s bias went nuclear in recent years, in reaction to Donald Trump’s political ascendency. Their extreme partisanship includes inconvenient stories they want to bury at all costs. That can’t be done any longer.
The stories catch fire on X. They fuel YouTube video podcasts. Sites like Breitbart News hunt them down and share for all to see.
The new year won’t change corporate media. It’s another reason they’re in for a frightening 2025.
NOTE: CNN hoped to similarly bury its own coverage. This expansive highlight reel of its New Year’s Eve gala leaves Cummings out.
I have no idea who she is – name made me think “porn star” since she was on with the two nothings – but she’s attractive and well spoken. She’s probably also blacklisted on all the left wing media now! I expect a “last minute IRS audit” as well! Her comments were really not that funny – most of them have been reported on multiple sites that deal with REALITY. That’s why it was so RARE and UNEXPECTED to make it on cnn!!
Now for real, honest, intelligent humor that also puts a left wing media nitwit in his place, you have to give the Zinger Award to Senator John Kennedy LA! His comment to the NBC Reporter “NBC on the right”! Kennedy “That’s an unusual position”! NBC nitwit “I don’t get it”. Kennedy “You wouldn’t”!! Hands down the 2025 ZINGER of the YEAR!! How could anyone top that??
Very funny stand up comedian
Ouch CNN! Feel that burn? Hilarious!