In “Underwater,” no one can hear you muttering, “what the bleep is going on?”
This “Alien” clone features indecipherable jump scares, dialogue and kills. What did she say? Where is he …
“Charlie’s Angels” 3.0 basks in feminist groupthink before finding its true north.
It’s “Fast & Furious” lite. Very, very lite.
The unnecessary reboot for a marginal TV series exists for …